Barbie-Obsessed Woman Practices Extreme Form Of No-Mind [LITERALLY NOT NEW YORK]


Blondie Bennet looking in a very tiny mirror

“I don’t like to be normal. If that makes sense….”

Yes, human Barbie. It does.

“The 38-year-old Californian has hypno sessions once a week to make her more easily confused and vacant. Blondie, who changed her name a year and a half ago, has had five boob jobs taking her to a whopping 32JJ. And she also uses Botox and lip fillers to give her a more artificial appearance.” —HuffPo

And, how might a human Barbie spend her day making ends meet, you ask? As the UK’s Daily Mail reports:

“She is now unemployed and earns a living by taking money from online sugar daddies who support her in exchange for sexy pictures of her dressed as Barbie.”

But, what about all those people who say hypnotherapy is all whacky and debunkable? Can it really help you lose your mind?

“I’ve had 20 session and I’m already starting to feel ditzy and confused all the time. Recently I went to pick a friend up at the airport and couldn’t remember if I needed to go to departures or arrivals. I also got lost for three hours driving to my mum’s house – the house where I grew up.”

Ah, the ol’ “no mind” versus “vacant mind” debate. Perhaps the only difference in the two would be that a human Barbie practitioner of no-mind would still be able to discern that human Barbie, Valeria Lukyanova, has already achieved human Barbie perfection, as can be witnessed both here…


…and here…


And, seeing as Valeria currently has 993,934 “Likes” on her Facebook page, it should be obvious that the human Barbie crown is currently occupado.


NOTE: “Literally Not New York” posts are about margins of spirituality subjects that literally have nothing to do with New York.

6 replies

  1. an avatar among us. her confusing actions can not be understood by us as she operates in another level of consciousness.

  2. I once read that if Barbie was a real woman, she wouldn’t menstruate since she wouldn’t have the 17%-22% body fat required. I’d be curious to see what Valeria’s health report would look like.

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