I’ve had this insane Verso Shock Trampoline Technology* ad torn from the illustrious in-flight SkyMall magazine folded in my pocket for months, because I just couldn’t get enough of its pomp.
Am I the only one who feels like gravity isn’t really the enemy?
*For some information about why this technology is actually counterproductive to your being more healthy, and for some and inspiration to go int he opposite direction, you can begin reading here. [barefoot running]
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